Marse Henry (Volume 1) An Autobiography
[Illustration: Henry Watterson (About 1908)] "Marse Henry" An Autobiography By Henry Watterson Volume I TO MY FRIEND ALEXANDER KONTA WITH AFFECTIONATE SALUTATION
"Wiv' blekest morss the flower-ports
Was-I mean were-crusted one and orl;
Ther rusted niles fell from the knorts
That 'eld the pear to the garden-worll.
Ther broken sheds looked sed and stringe;
Unlifted was the clinking latch;
Weeded and worn their ancient thatch
Er-pon ther lownely moated gringe,
She only said 'Me life is dreary,
'E cometh not,' she said."
Albert rather liked this part. He was never happy in narrative
unless it could be sprinkled with a plentiful supply of "he said's"
and "she said's." He finished with some gusto.
"She said - I am aweary, aweary,
I would that I was dead."
Maud had listened to this rendition of one of her most adored poems
with much the same feeling which a composer with an over-sensitive
ear would suffer on hearing his pet opus assassinated by a
schoolgirl. Albert, who was a willing lad and prepared, if such
should be her desire, to plough his way through the entire seven
stanzas, began the second verse, but Maud gently took the book away
from him. Enough was sufficient.
[Illustration: Henry Watterson (About 1908)] "Marse Henry" An Autobiography By Henry Watterson Volume I TO MY FRIEND ALEXANDER KONTA WITH AFFECTIONATE SALUTATION