Literary Blunders
LITERARY BLUNDERS A CHAPTER IN THE ``_HISTORY OF HUMAN ERROR_'' BY HENRY B. WHEATLEY, F.S.A. PREFACE. ---- _EVERY reader of_ The Caxtons _will remember the description, in that charming novel, of the gradual growth of Augustine Caxton's great work ``The History of Human Error,'' and how, in fact,
Albert's eyes glowed softly, as might an acolyte's at the sight of
the censer.
"Mr. Widgeon down at the 'ome farm," he murmured reverently, "he
says, if I'm a good boy, 'e'll let me watch 'im kill a pig
Toosday."
He gazed out over the water-lilies, his thoughts far away. Maud
shuddered. She wondered if medieval pages were ever quite as earthy
as this.
"Perhaps you had better go now, Albert. They may be needing you in
the house."
"Very good, m'lady."
Albert rose, not unwilling to call it a day. He was conscious of
the need for a quiet cigarette. He was fond of Maud, but a man
can't spend all his time with the women.
"Pigs squeal like billy-o, m'lady!" he observed by way of adding a
parting treasure to Maud's stock of general knowledge. "Oo! 'Ear
'em a mile orf, you can!"
Maud remained where she was, thinking, a wistful figure.
Tennyson's "Mariana" always made her wistful even when rendered by
LITERARY BLUNDERS A CHAPTER IN THE ``_HISTORY OF HUMAN ERROR_'' BY HENRY B. WHEATLEY, F.S.A. PREFACE. ---- _EVERY reader of_ The Caxtons _will remember the description, in that charming novel, of the gradual growth of Augustine Caxton's great work ``The History of Human Error,'' and how, in fact,